If you can’t eat the crust on a pizza then you are weak and natural selection is coming for you.

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If you don’t have a dick, it’s because you’re a girl. If you don’t have a girl, it’s because you’re a dick.

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I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t have a bath mat next to their shower.

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People that name their kids after tv show/ movie characters:
“Katniss, put the squirrel down.”
“Augustus stop you are giving mommy feels.”
“Dean, you can’t do exorcisms in the basement.”
“Loki, you’re adopted.”

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  • #the hunger games #tfios #supernatural #loki
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  • #fairy tail #anime #chibi #pop up drawing #natsu #natsu dragneel #dragon slayer #lucy #lucy heartfilia #gray #gray fullbuster #Erza #Erza scarlet
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  • #pewdiepie #pewds #notice me senpai #brofist #bro army #therpgminx #mangaminx #minx #cry #cryaotic #chaoticmonki #sup #sup guy #cry mask #cinnamontoastken #ken #stay toasty #bear hat #chibi #netty scribble #digital art #fan art #youtubers #gamers #youtube
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I will go down with this ship
I will put my hands up and fangirl
This will be an OTP if I say
I’m in love and they should be too.

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  • #fangirl #ship #white flag #otp #love
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  • #art #pewdiepie #cryaotic #xmen #catbug #adventure time #legend of zelda #flowers #viola #pokemon #fangirl #natsu dragneel #fairy tail #narwhalrus #star trek
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  • #pewdiepie #cinnamontoastken #cryaotic #mangaminx #fan art #requests #drawing #derp #lol
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Female tater tots are called titty tots.

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