If you can’t eat the crust on a pizza then you are weak and natural selection is coming for you.
If you don’t have a dick, it’s because you’re a girl. If you don’t have a girl, it’s because you’re a dick.
People that name their kids after tv show/ movie characters:
“Katniss, put the squirrel down.”
“Augustus stop you are giving mommy feels.”
“Dean, you can’t do exorcisms in the basement.”
“Loki, you’re adopted.”
I will go down with this ship
I will put my hands up and fangirl
This will be an OTP if I say
I’m in love and they should be too.